This is a Vanity Page

Its sole purpose is to show you a picture of me and link to my resume.

The picture is above.  See?  I'm in front of like some forest or something.  Dashing.  Real handsome guy.

You can get to the resume using that button on the sidebar that says "Resume." Don't overthink it.  This isn't Zork. Just click the thing.

Then move on with your day.  This site ain't YouTube.  You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.